humor

"I miss her so much, I want to be with Carrie."

"A system can be defined as a set of elements standing in interrelations. Interrelation means that elements, p, stand in relations, R, so that the behavior of an element p in R is different from its be…"

"I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony."

"There's no great loss without some small gain."

"Parsi culture is also an alien culture, but alien in name only, for, tolerant from the first, it has got blended with Indian culture almost beyond recognition."

"Five rules are of absolute necessity, and cannot be dispensed with without essential defect and often without error."

"...in Dangerfield, there has always been something else in addition to the comedian. This is a man who has failed at everything, even comedy. Rodney Dangerfield is his third name in show business; he …"

"The world is rejuvenated, but as Heine so wittily remarked, it was rejuvenated by romanticism to such a degree that it became a baby again."

"I can't even go to Paraguay with my salary."

"There is no dialogue except with weapons."

"I would unite with anybody to do right; and with nobody to do wrong."

"In fact, when we own portions of outstanding businesses with outstanding managements, our favorite holding period is forever."

"The greatest recognition will come to the author posthumorously."

"He disagreed with something that ate him."

"Elvis News interview with Elaine Dundy"

"Certainly, to have a woman who waits at home for you, who will sleep with you, gives a warm feeling like having something you must say; it makes you glow, keeps you company, helps you to live."

"I continue to believe that by far the best outcome is the UK leaves the European Union in an orderly fashion with a deal. And that the deal we have negotiated is the best and indeed only deal availabl…"

"The whole country is infested with this meanness and coldness, and no one is allowed to admit it. Only the crazy ones sense that it is wrong- that what is "normal" is not at all normal- and some of th…"

"We have too many high-sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them."

"Obsession with The Hobbit turns into career as fantasy illustrator"