humor

"I had long blonde hair, but even as a little girl with long blonde hair, I looked like one of the Hanson boys."

"Dealing with Congress is a matter of give and take. The president doesn't get everything he wants, the Congress doesn't get everything they want. But we're finding good common ground."

"I need to build a wall around me. But I want to smile with everybody. Would you say that is possessive of me?"

"Sampling out corruption is a very tough job, but I say so in all seriousness that we would be failing in our duty if we do not tackle this problem seriously and with determination."

"Words rose above the intolerably laden dumb oxen plodding through the mud. Words without meaning - wonderful words."

"I hated the devil and was sick with his temptations and tortures; and I could not tell why the voice in his departing words was so sweet that when he returned often and offered himself to me, it was w…"

"Paul Mason on Twitter"

"Well, with all the experiences I have had, I would say the most disappointing ones are the ones when I have not taken enough."

"The only ones left with any confidence at all are the New Dumb. It is the beginning of the end of our world as we knew it. Doom is the operative ethic."

"「All the news without fear or favor.（新聞無畏，消息無偏。）」 （鄭南榕創辦《自由時代》雜誌的新聞理念。）"

"Our culture is like a garment that does not fit us, or in any case no longer fits us. This culture is like a dead language that no longer has anything in common with the language of the street. It is …"

"The Church founders without the ballast of "average Christians."

"A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners."

"Humor is a survival tool."

"It is not possible to speak with too much applause of so excellent a work."

"Punitis ingeniis, gliscit auctoritas."

"A golden shower and Kite Runner reference in the same joke? Almost impossible! Almost impossible! I pull it off, because I care."

"Cause the registration of firearms so that you can eventually confiscate them. Gun control, Communist idea. Lenin said, "One person with a gun can control a hundred people without one." Imagine this s…"

"Sufficient private property in users' commodities is dependent upon the abolition of private property in primary means of production and distribution. With less private property, we may have more priv…"

"Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up."