humor

"I want to wake up with the rain Falling on a tin roof While I'm safe there in your arms So all I ask is for you To come away with me in the night Come away with me"

"Nevertheless, it remains conceivable that the measure relations of space in the infinitely small are not in accordance with the assumptions of our geometry , and, in fact, we should have to assume tha…"

"Suicide Girls interview with Grant Morrison"

"My young G's rolling with the sotti, I'm in the kitchen cooking up the bhoti. I'm in the trap house with a moti, I told that fat bitch "Go make me a roti"

"Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit... So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Sole…"

"Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please."

"The Pakistani military created the Taliban in 1995 — six years after the Red Army left Afghanistan. Al Qaeda funneled money to some mujahedeen, but never played a role in the fighting. Even the mujahe…"

"The secret of a good old age is simply an honorable pact with solitude."

"Deliberate with caution, but act with decision; and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness."

"If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"

"For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - al…"

"Excerpts from Taju-l Ma-asir by Hazan Nizami Excerpts which deal primarily with the military exploits of Muhammad Ghuri and his general in India, Qutb-ud-din."

"Disease often comes with a smiling face."

"Matthew Shepard should be a symbol. But it misses the point if it ends only with legislation. It misses the point if it’s about mere tolerance."

"This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant."

"The less a writer discusses his work—and himself—the better. The master chef slaughters no chickens in the dining room; the doctor writes prescriptions in Latin; the magician hides his hinges, mirrors…"

"Quantum physics emerged from the Stone Age with an embarrassment of riches - three quantum theories, each claiming to explain the world. As it turned out, all three were right."

"Better be mute, than dispute with the Ignorant."

"In conversation with Karen Burnham"

"Poets often have a conscious awareness that they are struggling with the daimonic, and that the issue is their working something through from the depths which push the self to a new plane."