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"When we talk career, we get into an argument. In Hindi films, she is facing the same problems I did. If a K. Balachander hadn't come along to do 'Ek Duuje Ke Liye' with me in Hindi, I wonder what woul…"

"Like him in Æsop, he whipped his horses withal, and put his shoulder to the wheel."

"...this our world, which is so real, with all its suns and milky ways is—nothing."

"He was always before men’s eyes; a course of action which, by increasing our familiarity with great men, diminishes our respect for them."

"Not many guys can get away with an outfit like that, but he can."

"Instead of boiling up individuals into the species, I would draw a chalk circle round every individuality, and preach to it to keep within that, and preserve and cultivate its identity."

"No one should be beaten. everything that bothers us should be carefully, but unyieldingly eliminated by means of deportation... A tooth without a root is considered dead. A nationalist is he who does …"

"Official Twitter account"

"A painter can leave you with nothing left to say. A writer leaves you with everything to say."

"The only possible solution which will preserve Germany's honor and Germany's interest is, we repeat, a war with Russia."

"'But,' I asked, 'how will man be after that? Without God and the future life? It means everything is permitted now, one can do anything?' 'Didn't you know?' he said. And he laughed. 'Everything is per…"

"Men have a lot less to write about, unless you're somebody like Tom Waits or John Lennon. And the female voice is much more suited to melody. Men have this barky thing-we're domesticated apes with a m…"

"The only man completely at peace is a man without a navel."

"Dignitary wounds cannot always be healed with the stroke of a pen."

"Virginia was in fact a landowning aristocracy, without nobility or merchant class, or any considerable small peasant farming class; and the other Southern colonies, except North Carolina, were on the …"

"We were all victims of an oppressive system, but that mattered far less to us than our deep bonding with our owners."

"I would go to war with Dhoni by my side."

"The first of these bloody sultans, Kutb-d Din Aibak, was a normal specimen of his kind—fanatical, ferocious and merciless. His gifts, as the Mohammedan historian tells us, “were bestowed by hundreds o…"

"Thank you for putting up with the invasion"

"It used to be fashionable for authors to have their pictures taken with dogs, but the dogs always looked like models hired from an advertising agency, and probably were."