humor

"Reviews of A Canticle for Leibowitz at Slashdot"

"The trouble with most entrepreneurs is that they would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism."

"A man without cash had one arm in a sling."

"Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor."

"To an old man who was acting wrongly he said, "My good sir, old age is ugly enough without your adding the deformity of wickedness to it."

"With that, he scribbled in an additional ninety thousand dollars on the estimate, which had waxed to the girth of the Talmud while rivaling it in possible interpretations."

"I have never been one to flinch or crawfish when faced with an unpleasant task."

"Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments."

"What we eventually run up against are the forces of humourlessness, and let me assure you that the humourless as a bunch don't just not know what's funny, they don't know what's serious. They have no …"

"Penalty is different than punishment, because it offers something with which to regain honor."

"A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises."

"From the least to the greatest right up to the King himself everyone is infected with insatiable greed."

"I love things made out of animals," Sedaris says, holding a knife with a hoof for a handle. "It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.'"

"Because it’s set in the world of boxing, and about men, there’s a real danger of it just existing in a real toxic masculinity space…And while I don’t think it should be the role of the women in the fi…"

"Whenever the circus would come to town, I would tell Ethan all kinds of kinky clown domination stories involving the leather clown, like the time she forced me to have sex with her in the little car, …"

"so that we can get through an agreement with the European Union based on what was agreed by the cabinet last week at Chequers"

"Audio interview with Moffat at the Doctor Who series two press launch"

"In some places the metropolis makes do with paying a clique of feudal overlords; in others, it has fabricated a fake bourgeoisie of colonized subjects in a system of divide and rule; elsewhere, it has…"

"They took infants from their mothers' breasts, snatching them by the legs and pitching them headfirst against the crags or snatched them by the arms and threw them into the rivers, roaring with laught…"

"I have worked very hard with Nehru. I told him he should be the light of Asia, to show all those mil­lions how they can shine out, instead of accept­ing the dark­ness of Com­mu­nism."