humor

"ELEMENTS OF HUMOR IN CENTRAL ASIA: THE EXAMPLE OF THE JOURNAL MOLLA NASREDDIN IN AZARBAIJAN"

"Cowardice was undoubtedly one of the most terrible vices - thus spoke Yeshua Ha-Nozri. 'No, philosopher, I disagree with you: it is the most terrible vice!'"

"I am the one in charge of the 19 brothers … I was responsible for entrusting the 19 brothers … with the raids."

"He who created us without our help will not save us without our consent."

"“A few things can be established with certainty, others with a good degree of likelihood, and yet others remain entirely uncertain”."

"I would say that I am 90% serious in my day. Comedy is no joke."

"As long as they're homophobic behind closed doors, and don't hurt anyone, I'm fine with it."

"Obviously something is wrong with the entire argument of "obviousness."

"Traditional photojournalists arrive with an idea of what they are going to produce or what the editor wants. I approach a subject very much as a street photographer and a wanderer, without preconcepti…"

"Your kitchen is not inferior to a queen's boudoir!' I replied with a pleasant smile, 'but we must leave it now; for the gentlemen may be cursing me for keeping them away from their duties in the kitch…"

"1023. An old cat sports not with her prey."

"If you are going to be scientistic, you will have to be comfortable with a certain amount of nihilism."

"Some eat animals, some eat the plants. None can survive without eating either of them. The doctrine of Ahimsa is difficult to sustain."

"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left."

"Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze."

"What is this thing between women, like men are a joke that women all told each other long ago but men never get it."

"2216. He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas."

"There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"Confusing testosterone with strategy is a bad idea."

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed" was the ninth Beatitude which a man of wit added to the eighth."