humor

"It is possible that those who are in no way pressed down with the weight of money may be condemned with the covetous in disposition and intent. For it was the opportunity of possessing which was wanti…"

"2023. Assist the afflicted with something real, if thou canst; As for Tears they are but Water, what good can they do?"

"The facade of the Conquest, severe yet jocund, with one foot in the dead Old World and the other in the New."

"Swearing's my release, and the one weapon I have to defend myself against destiny when it elects to strike without pity."

"A kid tried to take L out, shot me in the chest with a TEC, I just laughed and spit the shell out"

"Pride fills me. I am sick with the pride that destroyed me."

"Crawling on your knees through the desert sand. Your dress is torn and blood on your hand. The Southern Cross, a giant tower of light. Your silhouette, your laughter - then your bite! I feel real."

"Francis realized he was afflicted with what his father used to term “an erection of the curiosity organ."

"In the 1950s and 1960s we put several thousand nuclear weapons into Europe. To be sure, we had no precise idea of what to do with them."

"Myself at the age of six, when I believed I was a little girl, raising with a very great care the skin of the sea in order to observe a dog sleeping in the shadow of the water."

"Keep those lights burning, cover them with steel, build them in with guns, build a canopy of battleships and bombing planes around them and, hello, America, hang on to your lights, they're the only li…"

"With insufficient data it is easy to go wrong."

"In a world without fences, who needs Gates?"

"They are not multi-national, but supra-national — above nations. They don't need any passports. They can go in and out of countries without permission from anyone."

"I don't want to be conducting Mahler with my head stuffed full of 10 million notes from other composers."

"I got drug spots from New York to Canada, cause Big L be fucking with more keys than a janitor"

"Our autopilot was taking us into a very large crater, about the size of a big football stadium with steep slopes on the crater covered with very large rocks about the size of automobiles that was not …"

"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization. The goal is global carbon tax.…You need to have fea…"

"They lured us into the Market with the mirage of the market miracle."

"Is someone you know anorexic? A good joke would be to tell them that they're fat. They'll laugh because anorexic people aren't fat. HAHAH"