humor

"Militia motherfucker. NO TRESPASSING signs and everything. Took a potshot at me when I went to ask for some water. Kind of asshole that’s probably pissing himself with glee that the world went to shit…"

"Selections of the Cherubinic Wanderer with bilingual audio recording."

"The entire universe is perfused with signs, if it is not composed exclusively of signs."

"With our enthusiastic adherence to Futurism, we will:"

"My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't."

"I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."

"Sol LeWitt at the Pace Gallery"

"Lost Worlds A visit with John Howe"

"Down with democratic parliamentarianism!"

"Paul’s sense of humor is more like a humor singularity, from which nothing funny can escape."

"..."a male with a woman's psyche"..."

"3454. More Flies are taken with a Drop of Honey than a Tun of Vinegar."

"You asking me the way?" "Yes," I said, "since I can't find it myself." "Give it up! Give it up!" said he, and turned with a sudden jerk, like someone who wants to be alone with his laughter."

"The integers, the rationals, and the irrationals, taken together, make up the continuum of real numbers. It's called a continuum because the numbers are packed together along the real number line with…"

"I'm a fire without a flame, desert with no rain..."

"Each word is pumped up with consonant cholesterol. It's full of fat words. The pages cream with subcutaneous fat. New letters are gilded like showy teeth, making comprehension constipated and exorbita…"

"n economy cannot grow and thrive without a strong commercial and investment banking infrastructure. Without the ability to create debt and equity instruments, the world's economies would not have adva…"

"The world, the system, moves forward out of fear. That’s why they have to threaten us to play the game. We’re threatened with loss of job, money, reputation, or prestige. It’s all based on fear."

"A Couple of Blaguards, the stageplay Malachy performed with his brother, Frank"

"But I was confused. Here we were scrambling around looking under rocks for great long-term investments, and every other hedge fund, or so it seemed, was doing some funny hedge of cheap yen money and T…"