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"It has become an ongoing national joke."

"Under a project called ‘Archaeology of the Ramayana Sites’ excavations were carried out between 1975 and 1986 at five sites, viz. Ayodhya, Sringaverapura, Bharadvaja Asrama, Chitrakuta and Nandigrama,…"

"No-one has come up with a plausible explanation about how leaving will make us better off than we are inside. Nobody has come up with a plausible explanation about how this process can be managed in a…"

"I watch several more competitors... Many can't make it... They resurface with blood running... from their noses, unconscious, or in cardiac arrest. ...And somehow, this sport is legal."

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are but tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

"In heaven, “we will have a real body with a real voice—and we will recognize each other’s voice."

"Compared with what their masters had done to them in cold blood, what did was negligible, and they were spurred on by the ferocity with which the whites in Le Cap treated all slave prisoners who fell …"

"Within the gendered institution of prostitution, race and class create a hierarchy with indigenous women at its lowest point."

"NOW with Bill Moyers. Transcript. David Brancaccio interviews"

"I am always with all of you and everyone's old pal. But it's better not to call me old."

"Not only was Thebes built by the music of an Orpheus; but without the music of some inspired Orpheus was no city ever built, no work that man glories in ever done."

"I want to be an American — without the hyphen."

"When commerce with Moslems flourished, zeal for their massacre declined."

"Despite the Internet's origin in the late 1960s as a government sponsored means of communication between the Department of Defense, private industry, and academia, it has been at its best — and genera…"

"We all see these great calamities with different eyes, and so their impact upon us is different."

"You don’t hide information by destroying it. You hide it by swamping it with bad information."

"Perhaps his laughter saved them — it must be difficult to shoot a laughing man: you have to feel important to kill."

"It has been well said … that there are steps on the way to the summit of Dietetic Reform, and, if only one step be taken, yet that single step will be not without importance and without influence in t…"

"You "have a date," you "go out with a date," you "groan because there isn't a decent date in town." A situation defined as containing a girl — or boy — of the right social background, the right degree…"

"News came from Malwa that Wazir Khan had sent Gada Beg, a slave, with 400 troopers, to destroy all temples around Ujjain... A Rawat of the place resisted and slew Gada Beg with 121 of his men ."