humor

"For every laugh, there should be a tear."

"It is a magnificent country, lonely, grand in scale, stretching for mile upon mile,the clear blue air stabbed with peaks of snow, where the sun glints on the ice surfaces, green as sea ice, breath tak…"

"Ability is nothing without opportunity."

"'Cause phony faggots I froze, it's a fact, I flip fast on foes with fabulous fantastic flows"

"In this paper I deal only with automatic machines, and will therefore often omit the prefix ɑ-."

"Slim Burna on Twitter"

"You can draw any kind of picture you want on a clean slate and indulge your every whim in the wilderness in laying out a New Delhi, Canberra, or Brasilia, but when you operate in an overbuilt metropol…"

"Ludwig Wittgenstein is a comprehensive resource of Wittgensteinian material."

"Jackie, what is the matter with you? You did not lose this ball game. We all lost it. No one man loses any ball game. You remember that. You are a good ball player. We need you to play shortstop. Come…"

"Indeed, there is a now a minority of cosmologists who question a beginning of the universe at all; instead they favor a cyclic model with a series of expansions and contractions."

"Well, you took me to the BAFTAs. Yeah, but only cos no-one else would probably wanna go with you."

"A scientist's aim in a discussion with his colleagues is not to persuade, but to clarify."

"But then — from the bottom of the campaign barrel with the lees, dross, and dregs — came Donald Trump."

"Without a question, without inquiry, scripture and tradition remain mere data."

"What is sick is Tory politicians returning from sunny climes in Bermuda shorts seeking then to take the credit for the restoration of peace to our streets when they had bugger all to do with it."

"Autobiography of a Yogi Ch. 34 : Materializing a Palace in the Himalayas, recounts Lahiri's meeting with Mahavatar Babaji"

"His conduct still right, with his argument wrong."

"You will have a great deal of unreserved discourse with Mrs. K., I dare say, upon this subject, as well as upon many other of our family matters. Abuse everybody but me."

"A joke is like building a mousetrap from scratch. You have to work pretty hard to make the thing snap when it is supposed to snap."

"We play with 2 stoppers and 3 spisses."