humor

"The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse."

"Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities."

"They were always calling police stations telling them. 'There is a riot in the Northon street settlement. Send the riot squad right away.' A couple of cops would come down and joke with the boys , bec…"

"Even with all that metal and ceramic crammed into the same little corner of space, even with the relatively tiny thousand klicks across what was the inner face of the Ring, the chances that he’d run i…"

"Without-it ministries can be filled with very sincere Bible-believing Christians; unfortunately, they're simply more concerned about themselves than the lost."

"Sitcoms routinely portray women hitting men, almost never portray men hitting women. When he fails to leave, it is not called “Battered Man Syndrome”; it is called comedy."

"Rise with the lark, and with the lark to bed."

"I look upon Switzerland as an inferior sort of Scotland."

"the mediation of internal conflicts can be resolved by linkages with other problems."

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"Never floss with a stranger."

"I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes … have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow l…"

"562. When the tree is fallen all goe with their hatchet."

"I saw a review of our new album, and it said, "Every single component of the White Stripes is a gigantic lie." What does that mean? Have I sat down and said I was born in Mississippi? No. Did I say I …"

"Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes."

"An intelligent person should never resolve a dispute with brute force."

"The comedy universe is a swamp of madness."

"such mad confidence within despair."

"As is so often the case with butlers, there was a good deal of Beach. Julius Caesar, who liked to have men about him who were fat, would have taken to him at once. He was a man who had made two chins …"

"Spelunking is dangerous enough without adding in anything that could be described with the word "ravening."