humor

"I tell you we will cut off his head with the crown upon it."

"Carmody’s jaw stiffened and he withdrew his hand. He had been pushed around long enough. Now, for the sake of his own self-esteem, he would not yield any more."

"It was true of my generation, that the movies were terribly vivid and instructive. There were all kinds of things you learned. Like the 19th century novels, you saw how other social classes lived — es…"

"This horrible decade where all of us men tried to be individual rebels...by wearing the exact same flaming skull on a bedazzled Ed Hardy thermal. I have three of them, I'm not laughing at you I'm laug…"

"So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, I guess 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe."

"Don’t speak to me. I want to be with you."

"Nobody but a highlander can go about without his trousers."

"The trouble with most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation... they do not want to attract attention."

"I endeavor to take things as they come with cheerfulness, and when I cannot get a dinner to suit my taste, I endeavor to get a taste to suit my dinner."

"He was particularly fond of little programming tricks and would chuckle with boyish good humor at any little tricks I may have used."

"Reliance will get listed on wall street because we want to benchmark ourselves with the top 100 companies of the world."

"No Bolshevik, no Communist, no intelligent socialist has ever entertained the idea of violence against the middle peasants. All socialists have always spoken of agreement with them and of their gradua…"

"As increased industrial efficiency makes it possible to procure the means of livelihood with less labor, the energies of the industrious members of the community are bent to the compassing of a higher…"

"If the trend continues, Fiji will be left with a large pool of poorly educated, unskilled work force with disastrous consequences on our social and economic infrastructure and levels of investment."

"Bit of Toto as Hoffmann makes his way to the middle - "I bless the rains down in Africa!" - smashing. My favourite Toto number is Rosanna. I used to go out with someone called Rosanna. Her mum looked …"

"A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up."

"All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land."

"“I hope humor is a part of your life, too.  It takes a positive attitude and a strong desire to enjoy life to see the humor around us, but having a little laughter sprinkled throughout your day is a g…"

"To Hell with Alan Moore", an overview of movies based on the works of Alan Moore"

"We will adopt low-key and pragmatic measures to establish better economic relations with other countries."