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"He's about the gosh-awfullest outfielder I've ever seen. But on the other hand, we've only had 10 home runs this spring and he's hit five of them, so what are you going to do? It's a funny thing. Stua…"

"I gambled and I lost. I failed in securing my options for this choice for myself, but I succeeded in verifying the Dark Age is still with us."

"While CHAZ was ostensibly created to be an explicitly ‘anti-racist’ zone, it ended up segregating along racial lines. Most of CHAZ’s black residents and black visitors did not follow antifa’s anarchis…"

"We need to believe something, and you’re not allowed to believe in religion… Well, you can, but people will laugh at you and throw things. ‘Cause it was just sort of decided in the 20th century that r…"

"Being funny has not that much to do with what a great comedy act is about. A great comedy act is a machine that's built. Being funny is the fuel, but you gotta have a whole machine to burn it, and tha…"

"They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes."

"Let my pains remain with me."

"It is necessary to be able to withstand all this, to agree to any and every sacrifice, and even—if need be—to resort to all sorts of stratagems, manoeuvres and illegal methods, to evasion and subterfu…"

"There is a difference between sitting quietly in Switzerland and bedding down on a vulcano, as we did in Berlin."

"I'm not going to worry any more. It isn't worth it. Look at 'Show Boat.' I worried myself sick over it. I knew the public wouldn't like it. But they do and it has broken all kind of records. Yes, I de…"

"detailed biography notes of Picabia and his connection with Dada"

"France cannot be France without greatness."

"According to the Rajatarirgini of Kalhana, King Harsha of Kashmir plundered Hindu and Buddhist temples in his lust for the gold and silver which went into the making of idols. This fact is played up b…"

"Official site with biography, discography, images, tour dates, etc."

"PATRON, n. One who countenances, supports or protects. Commonly a wretch who supports with insolence, and is repaid in flattery."

"Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas."

"I've always said that the actor is only an element of the image, rarely the most important. The actor is important with his dialogue, with the landscape, with a gesture — but the actor in himself is n…"

"Even with the loss of Puerto Argentino and without internationalizing the conflict, we should have continued the action in such a way that the enemy would have been faced by serious, permanent and sys…"

"I’ve always been opposed to slaughtering, eating, wearing carcasses."

"Silva is complete, without any fault. He's the modern defender because he is so good defensively amongst many other things."