"Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." "With my hand!"

"A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later."

"One of the superstitions condemned by the Master, you will remember, is that man needs flesh for food. That…"

"When I was at Yale, I hung a bit with the Warhol gang. I used some of his superstar types in early movies. …"

"Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us."

"I think we all thought the show would be good, but I didn't ever assume it would catch on in a mass audienc…"

"I wrote down “tea ski.” What the fuck kinda joke is that? I have no clue. Tea ski, what the fuck? Oh yeah, …"