"Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage."

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“What was uncalled for? It is uncalled for you to interrupt my ass you cheap motherfucker!”

“What's the matter, too much for you to handle?”

“Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?”

“They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger?”

“For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. … I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this!”

“You can talk! You can talk! You can talk! You're brave now, motherfucker! Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Ooh! Ooh! All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried beneath, you stupid mother fuckers!”

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