"A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?"

"Once I'm done with bit, it either goes in the garbage or the accordion folder. Those are the only two desti…"

"Is it possible to live in this world without the operation of will?"

"Material by and about Whipple, with bibliography from Project Canterbury"

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

"Neither the few nor the many have a right to act merely by their will, in any matter connected with duty, t…"

"My first memory of Nirvana was getting a cassette of demos, which ended up becoming Bleach. Everybody's res…"