"Well that wraps up another episode, let me tell ya, balls are good and eels are delicious and I'm sitting here with two hot ass bitches, I'll see ya next week if my name is Norm."

“Sir Henry you haven't been asked a question for a while. And I'm not going to ask you one.”

“The most important element of breaking into a house is a flashlight, a flashlight will keep ya' on target. You don't wanna be stummblin' around, and it will make it a lot crista-crystal-cleaner and crystal like surranwrap you S.O What?, and I'll never tell you a lie 'cause we're gonna get you through this successfully and you wanna have all the stuff were givin' ya now.”

“Well I couldn't just fly there, Ape...”

“I would do anything for corn." "Well I think corn just did something for you.”

“Lynyrd Skynyrd ain't the only one with a sweet home... Alabama.”

“I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top!”