"I was walking down the road the other day, and I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the world is. And I thought to myself "Why would anyone in their right mind bother to take drugs?". Then I remembered I was on drugs, and that was the reason."

Simon Munnery Entertainment See all quotes by Simon Munnery →

React to this quote

More by Simon Munnery

“I went to a funeral the other day. Caught the wreath.”

“You know, it was only after my father showed me what I would inherit that I struggled to keep him alive.”

“Whatever it says in the bible the truth remains. You can read the bible and dismiss it as nonsense if you like; you can dismiss it as nonsense without reading it to save time if you prefer.”

“Why do men die before their wives? Could it be because they want to?”

“If you only ever read one book in your life... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.”

“In this world there are winners and losers. And, of course, 'the others', who comprise the majority.”

Resonant Thoughts

"Once the support of the Nehruvian historians to such utter falsifications of history is tackled and exposed, they have no chance of saving their reputations or even the hold of their theories over the…"

— Koenraad Elst

Indology1959

#mind

"I think you're right about the difference between the Trojan mind and the Greek mind: the Greeks live in their imaginations while the Trojans always try to see things as they really are. And with some…"

— Laura Riding

Literature1901–1991

#mind

"Awakening of Western thought will not be complete until that thought steps outside itself and comes to an understanding with the search for a world-view as this manifests itself in the thought of mank…"

— Albert Schweitzer

Philosophy1921–2023

#philosophy

"The evil forces which are now attacking South Korea are part of a world-wide conspiracy against the way of life of the free democracies. Communists...are...engaged in an attempt to mould the whole wor…"

— Clement Attlee

Politics1883–1967

#freedom