"I like the story of Chris Rock going on SNL: him telling Lorne "I want to keep my mustache and goatee". And Lorne said to him "In comedy, we put on beards."

"We're going to protect Christianity, and I can say that. I don't have to be. We're going to protect it. I hear this is a major theme right here, but two Corinthians, 3:17, that's the whole ball game. …"

"We hallucinate sounds more often than sights. There are auditory mirages, which vanish without trace; auditory illusions that turn out to be something other than they seemed; and, of course, voices th…"

"The quickest way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun."

"A Wise man knows that much of what he says and does is commonplace and trivial. His thoughts are not all solemn and sacred in his own eyes. He is able to laugh at himself and is not offended when othe…"