"An interview with Dick Cavett"

“It's a wonderful job for people who have never had a nervous breakdown but always wanted one.”

“Why don't you fold it five ways and put it where the moon don't shine.”

“There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?”

“Discussion of Dick Cavett's unique talent on MetaFilter”

“Dick Cavett at TVGuide.com”

“I don't think you could say now that ABC is crasser than the other two networks. But as long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. It becomes an ever-descending spiral.”