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"A flatterer can risk everything with great personages."

"Without slavery the rebellion could never have existed; without slavery it could not continue."

"It's not the experience that happens to you: it's what you do with the experience that happens to you."

"This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong."

"While there is an occasional bad apple, the public market rewards companies with revenue growth and sustainable profits."

"My own notion is that it is very unsportsmanlike ever to mention fraud. Accept anything. Then explain it your way. Anything that assimilates with one explanation, must have assimilable relations, to s…"

"Off with his head—; so much for Buckingham."

"Woman's determined competition with man in the business world is breaking down some of the best traditions"

"Then Hamilcar … was drowned in 228 B.C. while crossing a stream with a herd of elephants."

"When I saw the newspaper headline "Gas Chamber Expert Captured" and an American lieutenant explained it to me, I was pale in amazement. How can they say such things about me? I told you I was only in …"

"Constantly at war, the tribesmen fought one another with pitiless ferocity, and only the very strong survived to manhood."

"This thing came within a few hundred feet of us and only 10 feet above the ground. It signaled to us for about 10 or 15 minutes. It was an extraordinary event."

"I came to serve you at the age of 28 and now I have not a hair on me that is not white, and my body is infirm and exhausted. All that was left to me and my brothers has been taken away and sold, even …"

"A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus."

"Punk fusion"… "metal", "alternative"… "grindcore". What the hell is all that stuff?"

"33 Proposition. The armies of Gog and Magog are all one with the armies of the sixt Trumpet and sixt Viall."

"Farewell, good Strato. — Caesar now be still: I kill'd not thee with half so good a will. -- Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, V.v."

"We are dealing with , not procedures; with their problems, not ours."

"Gossip, public, private, social — to fight against it either by word or pen seems, after all, like fighting with shadows. Everybody laughs at it, protests against it, blames and despises it; yet every…"

"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."