"I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move."

"A lot of songs have various strange oddities in them - usually this is the result of late-night dementia."

"The deceiver is really the fool."

"He was a close friend of Zakir Husain, the third President of India. It was a coincidence and a tribute to …"

"Be who you really are, not who you allowed yourself to become."

"It only eggs them on. Canada is essentially a stalker, stalking the United States, right? Canada has little…"

"We’re from the Ministry of Defense: our sense of humor is surgically excised at birth."