"Original: «The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly."

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— William A. Dembski

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"The way and manner God executes His plan in our lives differs."

— T. B. Joshua

1963–2021

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"One should not think, "My religion alone is the right path and other religions are false." God can be realized by means of all paths. It is enough to have sincere yearning for God. Infinite are the pa…"

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Religion1836–1886

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