"To be a Latin Lover a man, above all, has to be a great fucker — he has to be infallible and I'm not that. I often foul it up."

"When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was tell…"

"You deserve all that and more. It made me happy to see you suffer. I would do it all over again if I could.…"

"You asked me to go out with you. I know you probably changed your mind. But you should know, the answer was…"

"An ardent affection for the human race makes enthusiastic characters eager to produce alteration in laws an…"

"America was still a land of wonder. The ancient spell still hung unbroken over the wild, vast world of myst…"

"I no longer think being in love is the polar opposite of being alone, however. I say that because I used to…"