"I love George Bush right now — and I always have! I'm the only guy in L.A. who voted for him."

“Asians are ruthless in war. Ask any American who fought in WWII, in Korea, or in Vietnam. Could China have engineered this virus as a warning to President Trump not to interfere with the cozy globalist trade deals arranged by Clinton and Obama?”

“Antifa is merely a pawn in the plan engineered by Soros and the Deep State.”

“The degree to which this one Nazi collaborator has undermined the stability of Western democracies is virtually incalculable. He is satanic.”

“Susan Sarandon ruined the world when she had a kid when she was, like, fucking 96 years old. Now, every actress wants to wait to have a kid at 90. I said to Heather, “How do you know you’ll get the same attention from men when you’re that age?” She was like, “Oh, you just like me for my blonde hair, my blue eyes and my big tits?” There was too long a pause before I answered, “Well…” and she just stormed out.”

“If you ever bought a dog what did you buy? You bought a fucking puppy. You don't buy a 13-year-old German shepherd. You buy a nice young puppy - what are you crazy?”

“Let’s be clear. Our problem today is not black versus white. Our problem today is George Soros versus America.”