"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."

"You can actually do extremely well out of not getting a Nobel prize, and I have had so many prizes, and so …"

"Nothing ever astonishes the really simple person."

"Throughout history, men learned that survival, respect and women’s love were all achieved by making a killi…"

"Friendship is the next Pleasure we may hope for: And where we find it not at home, or have no home to find …"

"About a month before his last trip to the front, all his friends noticed that he had changed very much – he…"

"There is no fate that plans men's lives. Whatever comes to us, good or bad, is usually the result of our ow…"