"Just how far up your ass is your head?!"

"But I'm also gonna give you a fair warning that there's a good chance I'll do something like that again, pr…"

"As a rule, indeed, grown-up people are fairly correct on matters of fact; it is in the higher gift of imagi…"

"The commodities of Europe were almost all new to America, and many of those of America were new to Europe. …"

"If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers."

"Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the worl…"

"A reporter once asked me if I ever cried. I wonder if people think I'm just as hard as a rock and have no e…"