"It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes."

"My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their nob…"

"And he who loves last loves loudest."

"You can’t judge a band until you see them live really. Sometimes it makes people love bands they hated."

"The bread was dry and hard, only a scraping of butter was left, he was out of milk, all he had was some rat…"

"It's so much easier to convince yourself you're madly in love with someone when you know nothing about him."

"Picture yourself when you were five. In fact, dig out a photo of little you at that time and tape it to you…"