"I had no natural gift to be anything — not an athlete, not an actor, not a writer, not a director, a painter of garden porches — not anything. So I've worked really hard, because nothing ever came easily to me."

“I started my career giving a clinic in bad acting in the film, "The Silver Chalice," and now I'm playing a crusty old man who's an animated automobile . That's a creative arc for you, isn't it?”

“I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.”

“You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: "Holy Christ, whaddya know — I'm still around!" It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.”

“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.”

“I've been accused of being aloof. I'm not. I'm just wary.”

“The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.”