"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."

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“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again.”

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“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”

“I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.”

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"What is evil? Killing is evil, lying is evil, slandering is evil, abuse is evil, gossip is evil, envy is evil, hatred is evil, to cling to false doctrine is evil; all these things are evil. And what i…"

— Gautama Buddha

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"I did not attend the services, because it seems to me, as Pythagoras says, the body is the tomb of the soul and that by being born a person has already begun to die."

— Philip K. Dick

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