"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."

"He had been mistaken several times for Robert Redford, but on each occasion it was by a blind person."

"I don't think anybody should write his autobiography until after he's dead."

"Being engaged is-- you know what it's like to me? It's like being on the first part of the rollercoaster, w…"

"If I have to use an adjective to define myself, then I might use ‘cute’ but I don’t think I’m sexy. If peop…"

"We are saddled with a culture that hasn't advanced as far as science. Scientific man is already on the moon…"

"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."