"Joe Bob says check it out."

“The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.”

“If you know what I mean, and I think you do.”

“Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in”

“I think we should take money from everyone," I told her, "regardless of their ability to pay. After all, this is America.”

“The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.”

“Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.”