"Welcome back, my naughty monkeys."

"I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy,…"

"These people call themselves "right to lifers." Don't you love that phrase? And don't you love the way thes…"

"They say that the Olympics is going to rekindle English national pride. I mean, for £9.2 billion they could…"

"I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine"

"If you can just convince the dope people that the gun people are right and the gun people that the dope peo…"

"I want people to go to the movies. I am the man of the spectacle. I'm playing."