"Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-A-Roni aside."

"The close-up says everything, it's then that an actor's learned, rehearsed behavior becomes most obvious to…"

"I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I cou…"

"It was in 1951, when I was 14, when grass swept the neighborhood. We hadn't been into grass before, we were…"

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."

"I worked like a son of a bitch to learn a few tricks and I fight like a steer to avoid getting stuck with p…"

"I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of fi…"