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— Henry David Thoreau

Literature1817–1862

#religion

"Whenever you look, God is there. But is He a rock or a stone or a sun or a moon or a bone? No. His sound is there and His warnings are there. You can see Him. You can see His sound, His words, His spe…"

— Bawa Muhaiyaddeen

Education1900–1986

#religion

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— Amanda Lear

Music1939

#mind

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Science1960

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