"Trying to be Sherlock Holmes is like trying to catch an arrow in mid-flight."

"Nostalgia: How long's that been around?"

"What I learned at a very early age was that I was responsible for my life. And as I became more spiritually…"

"We need a shift in political "power—specifically … a shift in who wields it, a shift away from corporations…"

"It's like a mohican on your pancreas, man!"

"That's exactly the reaction we wanted. This is good trolling. In a country where erectile dysfunction is a …"

"You can only hold your stomach in for so many years."