"I get all my hair products at PetCo."

"One thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians."

"Economics is that way of understanding behavior that starts from the assumption that people have objectives…"

"Prince William definitely isn't my type, he's too horsey-looking."

"I think that when you are famous every weakness is exaggerated. ... Goethe said, "Talent is developed in pr…"

"Remembering the Dick Van Dyke Show"

"People putting their clothes on backwards. Isn't that a sign of something going on wrong? Are you not payin…"