"Per vincere domani - The Karate Kid"

"Because there's just so much in a day now, I keep writing in much more abstract terms, like I don't try to …"

"How did Memogate get a "gate"? How did Nipplegate get a "gate"? We invaded a country with the wrong informa…"

"And then she says the ill-fated words "You have to put this in your act". And I said "What, I would never"!…"

"I apologize for my terrible interview skills. I wasn't prepared to expose stories about something so specia…"

"People who think they know me would be surprised that my whole life doesn't revolve around sex."

"I think Christian comedy has gotten a bad rap in the past because it's very passive, and it's not honest. I…"