"We'll have an office suck-off."

"He was... a womanizer, he wanted to be in the sack with everybody."

"I asked Mr. Honda to direct the next Godzilla film at a party that was held shortly before he died. He said…"

"Brian, what's the 'I before E' rule?" |teacher"

"I like the first line to be funny right away. "When I was a kid, and they invented the Pop Tart, the back o…"

"…I think, from being an actor, I got the gift of understanding, respecting, and admiring what actors do and…"

"If it's not going to be that serious, I don't want to do it. It's a personal taste. I don't like watching a…"