"The Untouchables - Gli intoccabili"

"I'm all for women who get plastic surgery, because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance…"

"Some people are so Scottish, it looks like it hurts them."

"How could you think of such awful things?" liberal critics always ask. "How else could I possibly amuse mys…"

"The demons are innumerable, arrive at the most inappropriate times and create panic and terror... but I hav…"

"I know very well the sorts of pressures you're under in television. I don't work in television anymore myse…"

"Hey, son, what the hell is with your haircut? Did you see a paintbrush and say "I want that dude's look!"?"