"Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin."

"I was walking home the other night, and I was thinking about it, and do you worry that when you're old you …"

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

"On every film I do, whenever there are other girls my age, I think it's definitely up to me to set the pace…"

"in the lost luggage office in Buffalo"

"I've always had my suspicions about moss."

"My wife is Asian. She's Filipino. Alright, well, okay, so that explains it. Now you know why you see me at …"