"Bruce Djite profile at the Adelaide United official website"

"People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wr…"

"I just think it’s funny that he has a twin brother and he’s never used me in one of his illusions."

"There’s a certain confidence, too, I think time can give you. It’s like if you have faith in God, you have …"

"He's arguably one of the best stand-up comics in the country."

"Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"

"Oh my god, that is so morbid!"