"That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?"

“Jeezus, lady, you need to stop that right now. I do not take kindly to that…! You're being very creepy…!”

“What is that? Is that Slender Man?" "Oh, no. I saw that thing; it looked like a giant, white box-head.”

“Aauuh, I don't wanna kill the kid!" … "Aw, that's so sad! I'm not gonna kill him. Well, I'm not gonna kill him first, anyway.”

“'Oh my god, you stabbed her! You killed her! HELP! HE KILLED HER! HE STABBED HER WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!' …I'm very sorry.”

“'Press Control to calm yourself'." "Oh, that just crouches me. How does that calm myself?”

“...OH, COME ON! How was I supposed to do that?! You son of a bitch!”