"I have Russian, German, Spanish, Italian, French and Ethiopian blood in my veins."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"She doesn’t speak like I speak, because something happens to your chords when you look at the neck. Somethi…"

"You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually ha…"

"I've never seen anybody purchase them, but apparently people are. They wouldn't carry them just for aesthet…"

"It’s the age-old dilemma of being known for doing a certain thing in a certain way. And even if people thin…"

"Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the…"