"My off-white poodle. She doesn't consider herself to be gay, but I have my hunch."

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“I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God...'”

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“It is no big deal to me. I have always been attracted to women, and I went on dates with women if they asked me.... It did not seem that different to me. But then I met my , and now he is the apple of my eye.”

“So I light the fire with the lighter and then I'm like, 'Now, how am I going to light the candles?' And I'm racing through the house, tearing open drawers and throwing things out of closets, looking for matches … and I had just lit the fire with the thing!!! And then I was like, 'How did I light the fire?' So then l took the thing and lit the candles.”

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“He's kicking such major ass that it's insane!”

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