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“I have a tendency to really stuff things. I don't really express, you know? Like, express certain feelings and stuff.”

“Where I felt comfortable was being the one that everyone liked to party with. And it was kind of the way I could fit in.”

“I've been up the coast of St-Barts, playing with spidermonkies, tripping on acid. Changed my whole perspective on shit.”

“I didn't get at first put into a rehab facility; I got put in a adolescent psychiatric unit for my detox.”

“I was interning at a record label - OK, cool. I'm gonna do what my mom did, you know, work her way up in the music industry, the business side of things. I was comfortable with that. That was what I wanted to do. And then just suddenly I am thrown from that. It was super insane.”

“It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to the show. It never crossed my mind that one day I'm gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you know?”

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