"It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person."

“When Piedmont died, I had to pay him back for my life. I found out there's another debt to pay — for the privilege of being alive. I thought Sophie was my reward for trying to live a good life. Uh uh. There is no payoff — not now.”

“I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. I think I have some romantic friendships. Like the song “Love the One You’re With”; there is something to that. It’s not just make love to whomever you’re with, it’s just love whomever you’re with. And love can be seeing that here we are and there’s this world here. If I go to my room and I watch TV, I didn’t really live. If I stay in my hotel room and watch TV, I didn’t live today.”

“I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.”

“Melancholic and lovable is the trick, right? You've got to be able to show that you have these feelings. In the game of life, you get these feelings and how you deal with those feelings. What you do when you are trying to deal with a melancholy. A melancholy can be sweet. It's not a mean thing, but it's something that happens in life — like autumn.”

“I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me.”

“I always like to say to people who want to be rich and famous, try being rich first. See if that doesn't cover most of it.”