Bill Murray

"It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person."

"I always like to say to people who want to be rich and famous, try being rich first. See if that doesn't cover most of it."

"I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me."

"Melancholic and lovable is the trick, right? You've got to be able to show that you have these feelings. In the game of life, you get these feelings and how you deal with those feelings. What you do w…"

"When Piedmont died, I had to pay him back for my life. I found out there's another debt to pay — for the privilege of being alive. I thought Sophie was my reward for trying to live a good life. Uh uh.…"

"I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. I think I have some romantic friendships. Like the song “Love the One You’re With”; there is something to tha…"

"This isn't the old Mister Sunshine."

"I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do."