"I saw a sign that said "Left Lane Closed." So I went someplace else."

"You come up on a house where the grass is this tall, and there's a dog chained to the clothesline, and a mo…"

"David Lynch at the All Movie Guide"

"Hey fool, this ain't no football game!"

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"In television or a movie I bring my own ego and consequently can mess up. In the theatre I learnt very quic…"