"Hello, good evening and welcome."

"I mean it was bad enough when we had these people called the birthers who thought he was not born here. … B…"

"I believe Finland's economy is based on Moomin juice."

"Herzog at the Internet Movie Database"

"The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’"

"One of the first things I did when I came on, I said, “I do not want this Kong to be a quadruped. I want hi…"

"I'm so glad I didn't ruin a man's life by marrying him."